dan

the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does

dan is such a fucking gangster

dan is a cunt...but we love him

by cuntchopsfuckedyourmumragged June 15, 2010

dan

a person named dan is most likely homosexual and wishing his name was daniel.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.

"wow look at that guy over their, he looks like such a Dan"

by DJ Mclovin May 20, 2009

Dan

The stain inside your whitey tighties.
Racing Stripes
To be blunt, a shit stain.

Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.

Mark: That shit's gross dude.

by Clusterofclams February 15, 2010

dan

Dan is the term used to describe the token "lonely nerd" in a group, mainly the one who is always compared against negatively.

Wow, the Dan got into the party and I didn't? I need to step up my game.

by MatrixDan64 January 31, 2017

Dan

a guy who is a fucking yort ass bitch, on my mamma this dude ugly.

on my mamma dan is ugly as fuck

by YortKing August 14, 2020

Dan

Dan is an amazing guy with a heart of gold. You could not ask for anyone nicer to spend time with he’s so sweet and kind and caring that you can’t help but love him. He is the most perfect person in the entire planet. There is no one better to go get hot chocolate with or even just lay next to. Even when he is asleep he is the best company anyone could ever ask for. You could trust him with anything and tell him the most weird embarrassing stuff and he’d still be by your side the whole time. He is too nice at times and if he has any flaw then that would be it. Everyone deserves someone as perfectly amazingly incredible as him and no one deserves anyone so perfect.

Dan is such a great guy (even though he’s a bumhole at times) would you go out with me please?

by Someonewholovesdan123456789 December 21, 2018

Dan

A dan is someone who is irrelevant. He is someone in a show that no one likes or cares about at all. Someone who could die and it wouldn’t matter or change anything.

That guy is such a dan.

by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019