Curated Quirks

Collection of unique and unusual novelty gift items

People love getting curated quirks as gifts!

by thebluebonobo May 31, 2018

curatewashing

The act of using “curation” outside the context of art to add more elegance and importance to the said action

A: I am thinking of hiring a wardrobe curator.

B: Do you mean a stylist? Enough with this curatewashing.

by freeze_magazine March 31, 2023

Curated

A business that sells high quality pre owned merchandise. Good's are often meticulous, and highly sought after.

Curated shop's in Williamsburg are the best places to buy Women's clothing.

by noseyrosy August 10, 2024

Craters to the Face

some one who is so ugly they make u want to throw up.
(acne, and general uglyness)

did u see that girl, looks like she took craters to the face

by kerel January 5, 2004

Craterin'

A synonym for the word "crackin'", but only used when on the moon or describing how dope the moon is.

"The moon is pretty damn crackin', too."
"it's actually craterin', but whatevs"

by Maaaaark May 20, 2009

crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.

"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."

by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010

Craterpenis

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

or

When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010