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Cumeron

Hey Cumeron.
by Anton Sadjev September 3, 2010
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Cumbrian Taxi Driver

to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"

The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.
Hey, man... I said I'm sorry.... No need to go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver!
by Levitus June 19, 2010
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cumberjack

A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).
I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.
by OG5 February 9, 2008
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cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too
Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!
by Vasher00 May 12, 2007
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Cumberland Gap

A mountain pass near the juncture of Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia, popularized by the folk song of the same name. The Cumberland Gap is where neighbors go to drink a little whiskey and take a little nap. You are always fifteen miles from the Cumberland Gap, no matter where you are.
My liver is extremely unhappy with me because of all that moonshine i drank at the Cumberland Gap last week.
by rogueclown January 5, 2010
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Cumberland Salute

When a man salutes you with his Cumberland Sausage.
Dude, that homo has his penis out, I think he is giving you the Cumberland Salute.
by CumberlandSalute May 10, 2009
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Cumberdale

I just had a Cumberdale
by iAdam____ February 4, 2014
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