Coffeefall

An event that occurs when you brew a pot of coffee, less the pot. The coffee creates a waterfall or coffeefall from the top of the brewer.

Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.

Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.

“This morning I had an EPIC coffeefall, but the house smells like fresh brewed coffee.”

by crazyonekid February 14, 2012

coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.

Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018

cuffbert

an odd lizard shaped piece of cheese in the kitchen of Don Ricardo

"AHHH! There is a cuffbert in the kitchen."

by lordcuthcuffbert May 22, 2018

pinecone coffee

Gin & Coffee (Pioneering Gin: Coldstream)

Kent just made the meanest cup of pinecone coffee i have....ever had.

by Taylor Wroblewski & Kent Wes Jacobsen September 10, 2006

Bad Coffee

A webcomic about a mobster named Laura that works for her cousin, Will. Features zombie Hordes, emo kids, and ink splatters!

Bad Coffee is the ferrari of webcomics.

by worstie April 4, 2009

Electric Coffee

A cup of coffee spiked with Methamphetamine.

That damn tweeker at my work drinks electric coffee 8 times a day.

by Rabite831 January 20, 2011

Cannock-Coffee

A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire. 

To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.

"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"

by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013