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crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.
Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.
by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009
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crunchfest

The act of crunching so many people so often in quick succession, that you could make a festival out of it. Crunch means to destroy someone, usually in a video game.
Advisary: I'll Fukushima u up in dota2 faggot

Advisary and his entire team lose quickly

You: fucking crunchfest, get crunched
by tapen October 22, 2013
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Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.
Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....
by KaiserX July 22, 2015
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Crunched

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.
by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018
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crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
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Crunchies

When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.
Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.
by Anderews February 9, 2019
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crunchers

best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever

usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg
dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST
by crunchers October 25, 2019
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