Hot Crumpet

A divine looking man that you would like to cover in honey and lick.

Rachel asked me who that hot crumpet was that just walked by.

by Possum spotter January 27, 2012

cumlet

A jizz rag that is applied directly to the face, so that the juices can exfoliate the skin

Dude, where's my cumlet? or My skin is so dry, do you have a cumlet?

by Swiper the Fappin' Fox September 27, 2017

Crumlets

Small tiny dirty particles that makes u disgusted

Ew this place has too many crumlets. It is so crumletty.

by Cabincrew August 19, 2024

crullett

A curly mullett

Damn, Kirk Cameron had a crullett when he was on Growing Pains!

by steinmj January 16, 2011

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon

by Toshir0z January 12, 2015

Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets

"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"

by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016