premie creamy

Premie creamy pre-me cre-me
1. (Verb) When a guy accidentally creampies a girl/guy before the time he was predicting to ejaculate

2. (Noun) A surprise creampie for both the guy and his partner

3. (Adjective) Describing the aftermath of an unexpected creampie

1. Girl: 'WTF you finished already?!'
Guy: 'Fuck i gave you a premie creamy SOZ!'

2. Girl talking to friend: 'OMG! My boyfriend gave me a premie creamy, I better not get pregnant'

3. Guy: 'Last night i left an unexpected mess in Linda during coitus'
Friend: 'That's pretty premie creamy'

Other variations
Premie creamed, verb:

Boy: 'Sex so good, I premie creamed'
Premie creaming, verb:
Boy: 'This is really embarassing but i gave my girlfriend a premie creaming last night
Premie creamer, noun:
Chris: 'Yeah man, he's a renown premie creamer'
Premie cream, noun:
Girl: 'Fucking hell, I have to clean this premie cream out of my vaj'

by linglinglolol May 26, 2014

Creamy Dank

when your doing,eating, or drinking something that is really good.

Jenna: This beer is so good.

Kiersten: It sure is Creamy Dank.

by Kiersten Lietz February 15, 2009

Creamie Frencher

A porn, a dessert, a clothing line, a gangster term for salad dressing or sauces. The question is, what isn't creamie frencher?

"Yum, creamie frencher."

by Cream Me French Her April 9, 2009

creamy anal

See mud butt definition #2. (pun intended)

It's gonna suck walking around with this creamy anal all day, I should've wiped better!

by Schmoot October 28, 2005

Creamy Treat

A Creamy Treat is when you come back to the frat house after a day of class and one or more of your frat brothers lets you suck their dick until they come into your mouth.

God man, after my business classes, all I wanted was for my great brothers to give me a creamy treat. I thought about it all during lecture, I forgot what the professor was talking about.

by Creamboat March 25, 2009

Creamy Rim

1. A physical state of being or condition when a person's anus needs to be randomly wiped free from a slippery debris, usually consisting of a fecal and sweat amalgamation.




synonyms: swamp ass, gig butt, duck butter.

Example: Ken stopped right where he was walking on the hot steamy pavement. He was deep in though. He scratched his temple and adjusted the seat of his designer jeans. “Oh man, I have creamy rim! I need to find a place to wipe myself, right now!”

by Nigel Nutsack October 4, 2007

Creamy bongload

when you are giving a guy a handjob or blow job then he sticks the end of his dick into the down stem right before he explodes in your face then you suck it up like its the fattest rip ever.

Man Shadawn Moskar took the best Creamy bongload ever last night.

by dew draly May 19, 2009