hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021

Candy coated turd

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 24, 2023

Fish Crate

A large, smelly vaginal area.

We were in bed and when she took her panties off, she revealed quite the fish crate.

by Chupie Velez September 14, 2023

half a crate

Half a crate is a covering term used for ordering half a kilo of cocaine basically.

Yo i need that half a crate
Yo g how much you gettin that half a crate fo?
Im goin through that half a crate money

by MyManGoinOnSikx July 3, 2017

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021

crate

Any container, made of any substance, utilized to house or hold a pet.

Husband: "We'll have to move Ollie's cage..."
Wife: "For the last time, it's not a cage, its a Crate!"
Husband: "Have you seen this? This is a cage if I ever saw one!"
Wife: "No, it's a crate."
Husband: "This is not a crate. Crates are the wooden boxes dinosaurs come in."
Wife: "Only an idiot would trust a dinosaur to stay in a wooden box."

by Jasonion July 23, 2013