Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.

I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

Carpist

One who installs carpets, one having the profession having to do with the installment of carpets.

Emilys boyfriends family is a family of carpists...who install carpets.

by StaysUpLate December 4, 2009

crapassination

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

by jordan November 17, 2003

Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

by cocofire June 2, 2009

crapisms

An expression of crap

This books is filled with crapisms.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

craps

the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.

Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.

by AndrewB May 28, 2005

Craisin

a crazy ass raisin.......

Person 1: Damn Nig, these are some crazy ass raisins!
Person 2: I hear' what you said...
Person 1: craisins NIGGA!
Person 2: Yaheard, you bitch ass muhfucka... Damn Chinks!

by Cow Poly April 12, 2007