crapperkazzee

when someone eats a ton of Japanese food then climbs to a high location and shits on someone or simply the act of throwing shit at someone.

I filled my guts at the Hidden Dragon restaurant then I went home and climbed up a tree, crawled out onto a branch that hung over where my mom walks out to get into her car and when she came out I did a juicy crapperkazzee right on her face.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 26, 2011

crapperjack

one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.

You are such a crapperjack.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

Craperdalski

/Crap-er-dal-ski/ The closest word in the dictionary to being a curse word without actually crossing that line.

"Oh craperdalski, i forgot to do my homework last night!"

by jojomanji October 18, 2011

craigerous

An ancient war god who is not quite remembered but is only famous for the accomplishments of his grandson craigerous the 3rd

Craigerous

by jonyshere May 12, 2014

Crappertunity

When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.

I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.

by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017

Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.

Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.

by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018