Comp-wad

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.

1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

by loblaws September 22, 2007

chompage

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010

Chompol

A kid named after his moms favorite food chipotle. A kid with a very small dick.

His mom was eating chipotle at the hospital and thought of namin his son chompol.

by Supermanhater585 October 5, 2016

choompa

Someone who is of the nastiest or most retarded

Look at Daniel shitting his pants, he's such a choompa

by ChoompaLover911 September 22, 2017

SHIT CLOMPERS

shoes that are bobo's.not any bobo's but like shoes u buy at like k-mart for like 6 dollars

Jahquell has those nasty ass shit clompers on everyday

by Shizz Matic August 19, 2006

banana chomper

Someone who sucks alot of Dicks.

She's such a Banana Chomper

by SoNotRandom November 12, 2016

chode chomper

viciously attacking, muching, or rapidly biting the chode.

That Bitch bit my fucking chode!!!! She is a FUCKING CHODE CHOMPER!!!! The band HEART OF WAR hates them fucking bitches!!

by Dave Morrow March 25, 2008