confusilating

confusing, something which does not make sense

This homework is so confusilating

He is a confusilating person

by NO WAY BITCH December 22, 2003

concussionize

the act of giving a concussion.

If Tori wasn't concussionized by the Manchester team, we would have been undefeated the whole season.

by Sarahh! :D October 19, 2008

confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

Confuseless

Feeling confused and useless. Especially applies to those with a medical condition or due to prescription medication.

I'm utterly confuseless!

by LdyLarke November 4, 2011

Cockusgiganticus

A person with an extremely large penis.

-Hey bro, I'm jealous he's cockusgiganticus!

-Damn that's huge!

by Newbz June 13, 2013

Confusionator

A fog of confusion surrounding a situation or problem. Normally created by providing or attempting to execute an overly complex solution to an otherwise simple problem.

Characterised by a fog of confusion surrounding the event or problem. Normally with a large number of people involved who have not a fucking clue as to what is going on... Even better in long email threads where no one takes responsibility for solving the problem or lifting the fog of confusion.

Fuck Me, Terry unleashed another fucking confusionator with that latest architecture diagram.

by TheGrandPooBar June 19, 2013

Confuseday

The Tuesday (that feels like a Monday) after a Legal Holiday.

The day after Labor Day, all day, I thought it was Monday, it was really Tuesday, more like Confuseday.

by Cinnabon August 29, 2014