The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."
How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
by Buddah61 August 29, 2016
With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
by King Sulphur May 19, 2006
by alan April 20, 2005
A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.
(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)
(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)
by Hot Dickins March 16, 2008
by bear bear tattoo guy July 15, 2011
by alan smith April 14, 2005