A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023
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No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
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My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
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Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!
Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!
Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.
Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!
Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.
Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
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