clums

clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network "Quakenet."

nevertheless, he example´s himself :)

by clums March 10, 2004

Clumps

Clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!

u got the Clumps u gained alot of weight!!

by sykedamenice December 29, 2011

clums

massive mank bloke called stewart

man with glassess who breaks everything he touches

by dave January 29, 2004

closmo

A closet homosexual
the term is a combination of both words

Look at that closmo grabbing jake's butt

what a closmo!

by T (Tobias) April 4, 2011

clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!

sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!

by michael foolsley November 14, 2011

Clumpies

The lumps of undissolved hot chocolate left in the bottom of your mug that taste really grainy or absolutely delicious.

Elliot : Hot chocolate like better tea
Katie : Yeah , but I don't like the Clumpies

by Hen025 June 8, 2016

clumsy ass

Another word used in place of using dumb ass..

" He's taking out his girl to watch Ice -Age??? Damn that clumsy ass

by not so humble July 23, 2017