Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.

Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.

by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010

Cleber

Adjective: The opposite of clever. The absence of cleverness.

Chapman students are not insightful; they are very cleber.

by Katy perry lover55 March 2, 2014

It's not big and it's not clever

A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.

Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.

by gav-wan July 12, 2018

cliterus

it is the thing that god made when he was horny

shit bitch your clit is like 5 inches!

by supersuperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

clever pill

60s psychotherapist's name for LSD.

the clever pill and the Owesleytalk is hip.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

cleverhans

the best band ever. from new brunswick, nj. (rutgers based)

"hey wanna go see ch this weekend?"
"ch?"
"cleverhans"
"oh. hell yeah!"

by Hans von Osten January 28, 2004

Cliterally

Like literally but slutty

She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even

by Katja November 24, 2015