plastical

1. inclined toward or fitted for artificial or insincere money, payment, or credit represented by the use of a credit card or cards.
2. The feeling you get while sleeping inside a White Indian and suddenly it begins to slide and almost plummets over a mountain cliff were it not for the safety of a single metal rod poking out of the side of the mountain.

1. I felt it was plastical to buy a 5th fur coat after joining the PETA group.

2. I felt plastical the weekend i made a snowman on my friends front lawn.

by Alyssa Evans October 25, 2006

Crysticals

Burnt, hairy, whats her face, with the sex appeal of a godess. Who can run a copy machine like a bucking bronco!!!

Ron burnt his crysticals in the tanning bed.

Crysticals will you copy this?

by pitneybaby June 4, 2009

claticatismilcation

the action of not talking to weird, bitches that make one's self unhappy.

I used my good instict and claticatismilcation and stopped talking to that girl.

by reasonable ricky February 10, 2010

Classiclock

A hybridised form of dance music and classical music that will become popular in the early 2020s when dance music remixes classical music as a mainstream activity. Has its roots in the Adagio for Strings remix in 1999. To be truly described as 'classiclock' (more strictly Classical Two Level Beat) the music is set ot a clock in the background, with the 4 beats corresponding to one rotation of the large hand, with the small hand crossing over at intervals, creating an emphasised beat.

Will also itself hybridise with 'ectopic house' which consists of delayed beats at random emulating ectopic heartbeats. The result will be clubbers giving a thumb to the left, second finger to the right signal in clubs to denote 10:10, ie. a stopped clock, to signify when ectopica infiltrates classiclock.

'I remember the days when it was simple dubstep and four-to-the-floor house. What would Tchaikovsky think about these youngsters 10:10ing his 1812? Classiclock my cock!'

by mids99 April 4, 2010

classiclism

classic at its realist.

classic+realism=classiclism

Look at that girls shirt (girls shirt: "I dont eat meat but I'll eat you alive.")..classiclism.

by ThvngsBlvwn March 27, 2011

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

Chesticals

The mass of fat on the boob region of a mans chest, particularly when it hangs down (saggy). Similar to manboobs

Boy 1: "Did you see Johnny's chesticals when he took his shirt off at the pool?"
Boy 2: "yeah man! They were huge!"

by Intrepidus Delicia September 28, 2015