Spet cheem chesse

sperm, semen, jizz, cum

I jerked off and got spet cheem chesse all over my bed

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"

by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024

Chess String

A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.

"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"

by LadyFuckwad April 30, 2020

chess addiction

lol

a chess distraction called chess addiction

by psudonym? September 25, 2022

Chessed

Verb: The act of outmaneuvering someone in conversation

OHHH you just got CHESSED

by ChessmanJr June 26, 2018

chess neck

When someone has horrible neck posture because they play too much chess on chess.com

Ew do you see Max’s chess neck!

He used to be so hot last year.

by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022