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fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history

A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.

Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.

It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"

Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
by KTBFFH February 21, 2011
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Pulling a Chelsea

When you work retail and your coworker tries to steal the customer you have been working with.
Sales Associate 1: I'm so heated right now
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!
by J_Rod0125 August 6, 2016
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chelsea ho

A hoebag who goes around giving people grapefruits and head also will take any money
by Please I need nudes May 2, 2018
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chelsea turvey

The most perfect woman ever. She has the looks and the heart. Holy fuck it’s amazing how hot she is. She is like a rare veiw. I love a chelsea turvey.
by Laurie Siena Shane sand d d October 2, 2019
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Chelsea, MA

A 2-square mike neighborhood of Boston located on the city’s north side. It is incredibly dense (with over 50,000 people crammed into Chelsea’s borders) and has a high concentration of Hispanics. It borders Charlestown to the southwest, East Boston to the southeast, Revere to the northeast/east and Everett to the north and west.
If you’ve ever driven down Route 1 from Lynnfield to Dedham, you’ve driven through Chelsea, MA — it’s the dense area right before the Tobin.
by Blind Bostonian March 12, 2020
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Chelsea

Someone who is always late for work. It doesn’t matter what shift she has, she will never be on time or will leave early.
Bob: Hey, have you seen Rebecca
Tom: No, she’s late for work again…
Bob: What a Chelsea!
by Jb1727283 March 3, 2022
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Chelsea

An absolute gigachad to out chad all chads, but is kinda weird
Chelsea, no one needs to hear about Quandale Dingle.
by Budgetspartan April 22, 2022
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