by AlexMV July 24, 2008
Get the chavmug. modern name: chav
Ancient name: burberritous wankerous
Poor thieving hobo got nothing better to do that listen to shite music and waste their time talking to other 'chavs'. They like to steal things, phones and wallets particularly, they wear crappy sports brands and tuck their trousers into their socks like a bunch of f*cking idiots. They are a general waste of space and oxygen and I think they should all be boiled in acid, sealed in concrete and dumped in the sea.
Ancient name: burberritous wankerous
Poor thieving hobo got nothing better to do that listen to shite music and waste their time talking to other 'chavs'. They like to steal things, phones and wallets particularly, they wear crappy sports brands and tuck their trousers into their socks like a bunch of f*cking idiots. They are a general waste of space and oxygen and I think they should all be boiled in acid, sealed in concrete and dumped in the sea.
by Shiney McShine November 28, 2003
Get the chavmug. common phrases:
1.GET UP MA BOI!
2.phat
3.innit mush
4.yeah bruv
5.get in there ma boi!
6.think your hard mush?
7.what you lookin' at grebo!
rough translation into modern english:
1.i am gay
2.that is good within statistical boundaries
3.yes fellow companion
4.i agree with your aspects
5.well done my associate!
6.i am *harder* than you becuase i have an obsurd fashion sense
7.i would prefer not to be stared at by someone who has a goal in life or a job as this reminds me how stupid i look
1.GET UP MA BOI!
2.phat
3.innit mush
4.yeah bruv
5.get in there ma boi!
6.think your hard mush?
7.what you lookin' at grebo!
rough translation into modern english:
1.i am gay
2.that is good within statistical boundaries
3.yes fellow companion
4.i agree with your aspects
5.well done my associate!
6.i am *harder* than you becuase i have an obsurd fashion sense
7.i would prefer not to be stared at by someone who has a goal in life or a job as this reminds me how stupid i look
by Matthew Gallagher May 28, 2005
Get the chavmug. Chav - Council House and Violent!
The chav is a horrible, lower form of humanity who think wearing "old ladies" burberry car rugs fashioned into anything from caps to pants is cool.
by Spunky Monkey August 11, 2007
Get the chavmug. Chav's - girls or boys can be chav's, boys usually wear or can be spotted by wearing track suit bottoms really baggy, baseball cap or hoodies! They think they are the best, like gods gift and prance around thinking every girl likes them and always uses the words "boom,weng,man"
How to spot a girl chav or chavette: they have either blonde or black hair, false nails that are melted onto there real nails,clumpy mascara, spider lashes, track suit bottoms with a brand name on them e.g adidas/nike,pastey foundation,glossy lips and really tight hairsrayed hair! Uses obnoxious words such as cunt,wanker,bastard,fiesty etc
Chav's also think they are the best,they bully people if they think there better than them!
They don't like people sticking up for themselves or argueing back!
All chav's think there in girls cases prettier and more safisticated than other girls and in the boys cases they think they are way better looking than fellow boys!
How to spot a girl chav or chavette: they have either blonde or black hair, false nails that are melted onto there real nails,clumpy mascara, spider lashes, track suit bottoms with a brand name on them e.g adidas/nike,pastey foundation,glossy lips and really tight hairsrayed hair! Uses obnoxious words such as cunt,wanker,bastard,fiesty etc
Chav's also think they are the best,they bully people if they think there better than them!
They don't like people sticking up for themselves or argueing back!
All chav's think there in girls cases prettier and more safisticated than other girls and in the boys cases they think they are way better looking than fellow boys!
by peachy pip September 19, 2009
Get the chavmug. Someone who doesn't have an imagination of their own and because of this, copies everyone else's style. Usually goes out on a "sesh" at weekends and gets pissed out of their head. They themselves believe that they aren't chavs.
by duuuuude24 January 11, 2009
Get the chavmug. Despite their negative reputations, chavs are not in fact the spawn of inbred working-class alcoholics from Liverpool, Birkenhead, and Ellesmere Port. Chavs are in reality well-adjusted, well-mannered, open-minded, educated human beings who are simply misunderstood. They usually have a soft warm centre. They mean no harm. They always have the best intentions, even when pounding that 80yo woman's head into the pavement with ten of their good friends after she already handed over everything of value that she had on her person. They always fight fairly one-on-one. They almost never strut around outside bargain booze drinking cider and throwing stones at passing OAP's, and if they do they must have been provoked. In front of their peers and parents they would never dream of saying anything like, "Maaaaaaate I’m fuckin blitzed proper like maaaaate." They only drive around with music playing as loud as possible because they are convinced you enjoy the music as much as they do. They're trying to make you happy. They only act out and cause trouble because their hard-working teetotal mothers and fathers, god bless, are underpaid and undervalued members of society.
by lsd-25 May 30, 2013
Get the chavmug.