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cata

Slang term from the dance game "Dance Dance Revolution" which corresponds to a song with a difficulty rating of 9. (In the early versions of Dance Dance Revolution, such songs were called "Catastrophic" in the game, thus the term carried over with the newer versions.
It was hard, but I finally passed that cata Matsuri Japan last night!
by ocfernan July 13, 2003
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Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Catalonian Rain Catcher

One person is designated as 'The rain catcher' several others position themselves on the roof of a house, they then begin to urinate from the roof as the rain catcher attmepts to catch all the urine in his mouth.

When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
Guy 1: Hey man are you still ill

Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good

Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher

Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face

Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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chatahoochie

A place for hott mid-90s Country music sex!
"After hitting the honkey tonk, I'm gonna bang Reba McEntire and Wynonna Judd at the same time down at the Chatahoochie"

"On Tuesday nights, Toby Keith goes down to the Chatahoochie to give and receive CJ Specials."

"Willie Nelson and Hank Williams are part of a very popular Lemon Party that meets down by the Chatahoochie."
by ihavechappedlips November 8, 2007
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Catalyst

Catalyst: ( n) 1. A descendent of the Catalyst family, whom usually is the fault and, or, cause a disaster, tragedy, or any unfortunate. 2. Common expression when blaming something
Ex: "The Catalyst family causes everything."
Axel: Head of the Catalyst family, who makes usually everything go wrong
Ex: "Dammit Axel this is your fault!"
by SoNotACatalyst November 27, 2013
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Catalog Commando

An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.

The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.

Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.
Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?

Nutnfancy - "Yes."

Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"
by TheNutnfancyProjectHeretic January 28, 2010
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Catalingus

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.
"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."
by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018
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