Chat roulette

A place crawling with pedophiles, creeps, dudes jacking off, and teenage trolls. Stay the fuck away from chat roulette.

Me: *On chat roulette* Yuck! Dude jacking off! *end chat with him*

Mike: It's ok, you get those sometimes.

Me:*Enter new chat* Fuck! Dude jacking off! Fuck chat roulette!

by technophobeJohn November 2, 2013

Chat disabled for 3 seconds

It's a term used in Rocket League when a person repeatedly spams the server.

What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
Chat disabled for 3 seconds

by SirJohn021485 August 30, 2020

Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by Joanne October 8, 2004

chat sex

(n.) Same as phone sex, except that one must keep both hands on the keyboard. This indicates that one must use one's feet to masturbate, or learn to type with their toes. This leaves both hands free to grope yourself and someone else simultaneously. If fortune prevails, you could use the other hand to perform a rusty trombone or rusty trumpet on your favorite live sex partner while having chat sex with a third party.

STEVE42: Are you there, Bruce?
BRUCE69: Yes.
STEVE42: Let's have chat sex, OK?
BRUCE69: All right, man!
STEVE42: Let me find my big giant dildo, OK?
BRUCE69: OK. I'll just give your grandmother a rusty trumpet to pass the time, OK?
STEVE42: Sounds good.
BRUCE69: All right, my man! We're gonna get naked and nasty tonight!

by Rob Porter January 5, 2009

chat syndrome

When you chat so long and often to your mates online that you keep using MSN abbreviations in the real world.

I keep saying lol all the time in real life, lol.

by Lauren Baratt August 28, 2005

chat rat

Someone who is ALWAYS on an online social networking or chat community site, they know everyone and all their business

God damn you're always here! do you ever sleep you fucking chat rat?

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

Chat Ninja

Someone who lies, usually about their age, in order to enter a chat room.

It's only a matter of time before I go to jail for accidentally cybering with an eleven year old chat ninja.

by Randwulf February 4, 2010