Cattleclysm

A date set foreseen by many prophecies whence the great bovine Armageddon will take place.

Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.

When thy fields of grazing become that of blood ye shall knoweth the great Cattleclysm has birthed unto the lands.

by Calculations July 25, 2023

pissin cattle

used to express one's state of mind during a frustrating, awkward, or ridiculous scenario.

leigh kicked my spiderman cup and i was pissin cattle. JESUS MURPHY.

by cometsoccer July 2, 2009

Cowboy Cattle Prod

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.

Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod

by Mullet Boner August 14, 2011

kansas cattle charger

When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.

John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed

by lolcrackforever December 15, 2014

to raise cattle

(v.) to start beef with someone in a slow, brooding manner.

Compared to starting beef, raising cattle tends to be a more open and controlled grudge-holding process. It must be nurtured over a long period, like cattle on a farm, and can last several years.

Eventually, however, the grudge-holders may slaughter their cattle and convert it to beef. At this moment, they grudge-holders might begin tussling at a pre-game, heckling each other on campus, or fist-fighting in the middle of the quarterly marketing meeting.

Max: "I hate Erin."
Lou: "Time to raise cattle."

by nolandc September 20, 2019

Big hat, No cattle

Person with a fancy sounding title but no real authority or responsibility.

Boy talk about Big hat, No cattle-Hi Business card says Director of Compliance but all he does is check expiration dates.

by socaljohn December 13, 2019

Cattie Style

for a women to be fully naked and role-play as a cat like playing sitting on your crotch everything a cat do

boy: can you do the Cattie Style

girl: ok

by Pussy_Pumper6969 August 22, 2018