Cade

A fucking pussy who won’t let his football team print and hang a naked picture of him

Cade Young is such a Cade

by User0996482 March 27, 2022

Cade

A man who does not love McDonalds. A Wendy's man.

Cade: I am a Wendy's man

by Mrpicklesandco May 20, 2020

Cade

poopy head fboy that has a plastic chain

cader you are a big poopy head

by Lil Goat 102 March 6, 2020

Cade Elsey

A man with a big shlong who likes breaking glass and wrapping his shlong in it

I saw an Cade Elsey walk into a club and come out shorter

by No#1 source for Defintions October 23, 2020

Cade Humor

A type of humor consisting of Nazi memes, inconveniencing others for "Fun", and wanting constant control. People with Cade Humor are generally pity laughed at by others to not make them feel bad.

"Bro, I can't believe we've been kicked from the server twice."
"Yeah, the Admin's got total Cade Humor.

by Mighty_Chungmeister April 19, 2022

Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

Cade

An abbreviation for "Barricade". Usually used in while playing Garry's Mod . You can hear this term in every Zombie Survival server while people generally bitch about how much each others cade sucks.

Your cade sucks ass, you're wasting valuable props.

by Sirham March 31, 2020