Monroe, CT 

A town full of small minded and materialistic people who care more about football than they do a box of abandoned kittens on the side of the road. Burn this town, except for the few awesome mother fuckers who hate football and love kittens.

WOLFGANG KILL THEM ALL IN MONROE, CT

Monroe, CT by SQUIDSQUIDOCTOOCTO April 7, 2011

Darien Ct 

Darien is one of the richest towns in America and everyone who lives here lives in a bubble. The town is 99.99% WASP White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Everyone looks the same and dresses the same, drives the same cars and live in million dollar mansions, and they turn their noses up at people from the neighboring towns of Stamford, Norwalk, Bridgeport etc. it’s a bubble, only 30 mins from the hood of Bridgeport.

Boring, elitist and full of snobs

Darien ct, WASPiest town in America

Darien Ct by Lilpaws May 24, 2018

Watertown, CT

A suburb of Waterbury, CT, Watertown was formed in 1780 and is situated 2.5 hours from New York City, Boston and Providence.

Watertown, part of the Connecticut's woodsy Litchfield County. Watertown is home to Black Rock State Park, The Taft School, Veteran's Memorial Park, The Watertown Golf Club and Crestbrook Public Golf Course.

Watertown is comprised of middle to upper-middle class residents and is run by a Town Manager form of government. The town is inhabited mostly by caucasians, approximately 95%, many of whom come from strong Italian, French and British backgrounds. Recognizable sections of Watertown include Oakville, Mount Fair Farm, Neil Drive, Litchfield Road and The Green.

Watertown's historic district boasts homes from the early 1700s in various period styles, topped off by a Town Tall built in 1790.

Watertown, CT is a great place to raise a family.

Watertown, CT by WTN1780 March 30, 2011

henry from ct.

1.a fag with a choade who strokes choade on the streets who gets pimped out by a guy named ron
2. a really cool person who is totally straight

rarely some people from connecticut named henry from ct.

henry from ct. by mr.bull August 3, 2010

Ansonia CT 

A Rathole where every white person acts black, no one wants to live there, they never cancel school, and all the girls are tramps,

Dude 1"Yo, you wanna go to Ansonia CT"
Dude 2"Hell no dude, its filled with hipsters, theres like 11 cool kids, like Jake L. David H. Brandon S. Cameron W. and wed probably get jumped by white black people"

Ansonia CT by SirChuckelsAlot January 1, 2011

Derby, CT 

In All American Valley part of Connecticut, very small city named after Derby, England. Derby has around 13,000 residents and it's only 5 square miles which makes it the smallest city in Connecticut by area. It is also known as "Dirty Derby" because of the White Trash and poor people that live in the city and the trash all over the city. It is very poor to CT standards. In recent decades more minorities have been moving in because of the expenses are cheaper in the city and the strong KKK presence in the CT Valley has died down. Most people from this area commute south to Bridgeport or north to Waterbury for work. There isn't much to do here everything is dirty and the people look it too. It takes about 15 seconds to drive through on CT route 8. Derby has a railroad station called Derby-Shelton of the Waterbury Branch of the MTA's of NYC New Haven Line.

Derby, CT

Derby, CT by InCT August 1, 2011

Bristol, CT 

A suburban city located in Hartford County, CT. About 20 minutes from Hartford, poulation around 61,000. Bristol is know primarily as the home of ESPN, and also contains Lake Compounce, America's oldest still functioning theme park. "Bell City" and "Mum City" are are Bristol's nicknames. Atrractions include the Mum Festival, and an annual street fistval with a car show, as well as many parks.

Bristol, CT, is only 20 minutes from Hartford.

Bristol, CT by Sicilian Toothpick August 21, 2011