Cleverbot

Not a good partner for rickrolling

User: Never gonna give you up

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: I like dessert.

by Shujoxa April 26, 2011

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

Tuck and Cover

When you (male) have a hard on (boner) and you need to go walk somewhere where there are other people that could see this so called boner, so you tuck your weiner up under the the top of your pants to cover it; therefore tuck and cover.

Female: shit what are you going to to with your boner? we have to go talk to my parents!

Male: its all good i'll just tuck and cover and they wont see a thing.

by vagslayer October 21, 2009

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Duck and Cover

Original: Official 1951 United States civil defense film, Duck and Cover. Intended primarily for children, it portrays the act of ducking and covering by the character Bert the Turtle. The concept of "duck and cover" is a method of personal protection against the effects of a nuclear explosion whereby persons near the would-be affected area would drop to the ground in a prone position or seek shelter and protection under such objects as desks or other pieces of furniture, or in structures such as buildings or fallout shelters.

Slang: To be evasive or deceptive in one's behavior.

As the police continued to question the suspect about the events leading up to the crime, it was clear he knew more than he was telling. He immediately went duck and cover and refused to cooperate.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018

clever girl

Phrase used in Jurassic Park just before raptor's attack

Muldoon: Clever girl.

by d4rky-pl April 29, 2010

Clober

A contraction of clean and sober. Used as a derogatory term to describe those that are too stupid to understand the difference between clean OR sober and the fact that they are not interchangeable but rather each is a distinct term used by unaffiliated programs.

This anda is clober!

by Dewe March 3, 2019