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cecilia

A super hot and fashionable girl. A heartbreaker. Loves her life. Can get any guy she wants. Also a name for one with powers to see the future
"Dude, you have to go meet Cecilia shes a sex god"
by Chris Havie September 29, 2009
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ceiling moment

A certain time when one lays in bed and stare at the ceiling while thinking about whether he exists or not and about the world and existence in general.

Those moments are highly complex and usually scare the one who's having them.
john: dude where have you been last night?
Eddy: ohman, I had a ceiling moment, it was a big one
john: didn't get much sleep huh?
Eddy: nope, I just thought for hours
by booboogaga October 31, 2009
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Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.
Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
by Bobass April 27, 2007
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national celibacy day

November 2nd, 2004 - Same day as Kerry & Bush election, marked to celebrate No Bush & No Dick (Cheney).
voter1: "You celebrating National Celibacy Day?".

voter2: "Hell yeah, on election day, I'll vote for anyone but Bush".
by C&H October 30, 2004
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Celiac Disease

A really shitty auto-immune disorder that comes about from an intolerance of gluten (wheat, barley, rye, spelt, teff, buckwheat, quinoa, etc.) and makes you have to cook everything you eat. It also means you can't have pizza, ramen noodles, or easy mac, which is what most people live off of.

Some Celiacs can't have soy or milk either. So basically they can't eat anything. It's a blast.

Celiac Disease is WIDELY misdiagnosed. Most people who have it suffer an average of 9 years before some stupid doctor finally realizes what's wrong with them.
A person with Celiac Disease cannot eat pizza, which is obviously a tragic thing.
by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006
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Celibacy

Often confused with Chastity, celibacy is an abstinence from sex that is correctly performed on a permanenet basis. The Catholic Church defines the only foolproof method of Birth Control as being "Chastity outside of marriage and Celibacy within marriage."
A:"What's the difference between Celibacy and Chastity?"
B:"Chastity means no sex while you are single. Celibacy means no sex while you are breathing"
A:"Wow, that means the True LOve Waitskids are in for a nasty shock after they get married then die . . . "
by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004
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celica supra

the baddest, most sideways beast ever known to grace the streets of coventry. driven by super john and used to impress cute brown haired girls at sainsburys!
"hey cute brown haired girl at sainsburys, do you like my celica supra?"
"yes, yes i do"
by greig July 6, 2004
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