Birth Turd

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

by SMC July 21, 2004

Birthday Nazi

A Birthday nazi is someone who's over excessive about celebrating someone elses birthday, usally/especially when the birthday person isnt a willing participant in the over-the-top stupid display of fakery.

See: Taking a veggie to a steakhouse or having cake and ice cream when someone on a diet.

Read: Rude

It's my 22nd birthday and I just wanted a quiet night in. But Lauren had to be a Birthday Nazi and brought a bunch of people over and they all tried to drag me to the club.

by Steel Phox February 19, 2009

Birth Control Shirt

This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.

When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.

by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

Bertholt

Bertholt; A shy ass mother fucker who doesn't talk at all. LIKE FUCKING STOP FOLLOWING REINER'S DUMBASS DESCISIONS!

Reiner: WE ARE GOING TO KILL PEOPLE
Bertholt: ... Okieee

by It's LOGIC May 29, 2017

Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.

1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?

by 00Hes February 6, 2010

barthing

The act of having sex, either hetero or homo, while inside of or on top of a dumpster

1:Mike, what happened to you last night?
2: ugggh, went barthing with that hog i picked up at the bar last night. Not feeling to good about myself right now.

by Dickbutt Mccoy November 28, 2014

birth it

To deliver something, or to just do it. Also can mean “Pass it here.”

You want a CapriSun?

Birth it my way!

by JustBirthItMelanie November 5, 2018