cool branch

your best friend, must be a total homie and an og homie.
derived from cool ranch doritos into cool branch horriblos from you suck at cooking.

someone: whos that on your snapchat story?
me: thats my nigha cool branch. he a straight g.

by chance shugg October 17, 2019

branch

can be used to describe a person who is thin but not as thin as someone who is a twig. This person has a particularly small butt/small tits.

I'm a twig.
Nah man you're more of a branch.

by rainy220 February 16, 2021

Branching

A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game

Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me

by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...

James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

by anonymous submission 2022 July 13, 2022

Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."

by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022

Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...

by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022