bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004

Cock blocker

A person who in which may intentionally or unintentionally prevent the sexual activity of those around them.

Maises parents were a pair of cock blockers when Joe was getting his pickle tickeled they walked in... cock blockers

by Digbickforehead December 16, 2016

Hater Blockers

Puttin' on ur dark Black Ray Ban Sun Glasses to block out all them haters and ur people talkin' shit around u.

Give me a light, so I can smoke, and get my ( Hater Blockers) on, so I can chill and ignore this shit, yo!

by Nancybelle August 23, 2016

Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.

He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.

I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Cock Blocker

an usually ugly, overweight, rejected or frustated woman or Feminazi lesbo that always is trying to stop a man from wooing one of her female friends ( usually her best friend)by brainwashing her against him.

" Im tired of that cock blocker bee itch ! always brainwashing Lucille"

by gigantus April 16, 2006