Bladesexual

Being attracted to Blade (Honkai Star Rail)

I identify as Bladesexual

by Blade’s SO August 21, 2023

Mortal Blades

The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em

Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.

by RLTW February 27, 2009

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.

I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!

by KingSnotty July 11, 2011

Razor blade Tuesday

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and suck that comes "the day after, the day after" a weekend of partying, particularly when using MDMA or ecstacy.

Friend: "I hate my life and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is cheating on me."

Other friend: "Oh, no, what's wrong, we had such an amazing weekend?!"
Sensible friend: "Relax, it's just razor blade Tuesday."

by hyraxe June 28, 2012

Dado Blade

A dado blade is a sawblade that is used to cut dados (grooves) in woodworking. This particular type of sawblade is most commonly used on table saws and radial arm saws. There are two varieties of dado blades, the first is a stacked dado set, which consists of two circular blades attached on either side of a chipper. The chipper removes the excess wood and sawdust made by the blades. The second type of dado blade is called a "Wobble Blade". This blade in particular is unique because of its adjustable hub that allows it to "wobble" on the arbor, thus making a wider cut. The theory behind the complexity of a dado saw blade is that it is possible to create very accurate cuts without too much hassle. Shims are another way to accurately widen or narrow a dado cut, they are very thin disks that slide onto the arbor between the dado blades. by using these, one can ensure a more accurate cut than without.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a dado blade set from canadian tire.
Person 2: Why do you need that?
Person 1: I need to cut accurate grooves for a shelf I am building in my workshop.
Person 2: Cool!

by Gradiator_FTW July 15, 2013

Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 22, 2014