Bitchisity

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad

"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."

by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010

bitchismo

The ideology that one has the right to dominate and manipulate their partner with tears, anger, drama and/or douchieness. Whatever works to get the desired results by flexing ones bitch as opposed to flexing ones machismo.

When you feel like you're an asshole, but you're really not, you may have been victimized by the ancient art of bitchismo.

by NOOGS October 14, 2011

kickety-ass-bitchin

More kickass than kick ass and more bitchin than normal.
Antonym to lickety-ass-sniffin.

Man, was that mullet ever kickety-ass-bitchin!
Man, you are a kickety-ass bitch!

by heatherzed November 11, 2008

bitching

an extremely good time

"Man, this we're having a bitching time"

by geo November 18, 2002

Biatchberry

1. Used to describe the PDA style phone of a person who is endlessly using it, constantly on the phone, texting, checking email, etc. This person has essentially become the phone's bitch.
2. Used in reference to a Blackberry that has too much bling, too many stickers or is of an obnixious color. The kind of phone a bitch would have.

1. Okay, seriously, do you think you could unglue your little Biatchberry from your face long enough for us to have a real conversation?
2. Girl: Check out what I did to my phone! It's all sparkly now. Don't you just love it?
Guy or Friend: Yeah, nice Biatchberry!

by E aka Rooster December 20, 2008

back bitching

People who can't tolerate one's success and goodwill.
They are jealous of other's fame.

I always see him back bitching people that he can never surpass.

by 𝙈𝙚𝙝😒 November 20, 2020

abercrombie and bitchites

People who strut around like peacocks on pheremones and think that they are largely better than everyone because they wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothing.

Tina: Oh my God, Tiffany! Those are such Abercrombie and Bitchites!

by Uwish. April 4, 2010