Beating Cheeks

To have rough anal sex.

last I was beating cheeks with my girlfriend

by SEXy 1216 April 17, 2009

belting the hog

Masturbating. Usually describes the male action because of the implied aggression and virility in the phrase.

Don't come over for another half hour or so, Ellie Mae. I'm gonna be busy belting the hog.

by Elton Ryder April 15, 2009

Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010

Bjexting

The ability to text on a smart phone while simultaneously giving a man a blowjob

I have a girlfriend who is so good bjexting on her iphone to friends while making me cum, I took a photo of her doing it and posted it online.

by Dakota_Edm July 19, 2011

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009