bitch slapp

the act of back handing a bitch, or when you have blood all over your cock and you stick it in her mouth, and if she chokes, pistol whip her ass
and make her tounge your bung

I just bitch slapped your mom (guys)
or
I just recived a bitch slapp, Now I can't think straight (girls)

by DayumStraight October 31, 2007

audio bitch slapper

annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.

Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!

Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!

by tenzen January 2, 2009

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

Bitch slapped

Macroned

Hahaha you just got "macroned" AKA bitch slapped

by Mac muscleman June 9, 2021

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

benchslap

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).

That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson November 3, 2007

benchslap

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

by lyzurjane October 1, 2016