beaver cake

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.

Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.

by suede1976 December 31, 2006

beaver bong

A water pipe that can be inserted in the female vagina as marijuana is being smoked through the device itself. While at the same time the smoking apparatus is being used as a dildo for female pleasure.

omfg I can't believe they just made a beaver bong out of that chick!

by vinceyB October 30, 2005

Beaver Bunch

Four awesome ass girls and one awesome ass trans-man who talk about LGBT issues on YouTube.

The current line-up:
Monday-Jess
Tuesday-Lori
Wednesday-AJ
Thursday-Michelle(Mama Beaver)
Friday-Kade

I watch the Beaver Bunch religiously.

youtube.com/beaverbunch

by TheFrozenPirate August 26, 2009

Beaver Brawl

When two lesbians grind their coochie together. Another phrase for Clam Bump'n.

"Are you and Jessica going to beaver brawl later?"

by BiggBrian October 8, 2017

Justin Beaver

Justin Beaver (born October 19, 1984) is an American football running back He played college football at UW–Whitewater.

Mann, That Justin Beaver is soo good.

by lovextooxsmile February 26, 2010

beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

by I am God himself September 27, 2012

Beaner executioner

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.

Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019