put you on blast

To put someone on blast is to mock them publicly, especially in the news, or media.

I hated you so much that i put you on blast in front of a crowd of one-thousand people, just to make you look stupid.

by Bad Boy Bruce Lee December 19, 2015

cum blast

to get a lot of sperm on a girl's face (or guy for some you)

Jane is a total slut, she got cum blasted by Bill.

by Russell July 11, 2004

blastified

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.

Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.

by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

Yeet gotta blast

A phrase coined by Fadilah

Fadilah the principal wants you to go to his office. YEET GOTTA BLAST

by The one two KAPPA January 16, 2017

blueberry blaster

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

Miami Blast

Whilst in Miami, you call a hooker. The hooker meets with you, brings a crack rock, and while she's on her knees going to town on your D, right before you bust, take a big fat hit off the crack rock.

"Man, that hoochie hooker Mercedes gave me a rockin' Miami Blast last night."
"Whats A Miami Blast?"
"Man, you haven't had a bj til you've had the Miami Blast."

by bbonesrocksss February 19, 2009

Blastardly Deeds

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020