An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
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Autocorfuckted aka autocorfucked is when the autocorrect on the texting makes such a huge mistake that you are totally fucked, and have a lot of splainin' to do to the person who received your message.
When the autocorrect on the texting makes such a huge mistake that you are totally fucked and have a lot of splainin' to do to the person who received your message.
Me: How is Uncle Dick getting to the wedding?
Mom: Dick is coming in my Vulva
Mom: Dick is in my Vulva!
Mom: Ah! Foal vote damn it.
Me: ...uh I think you mean Volvo.
Mom: Autocorfuckted again!
Me: How is Uncle Dick getting to the wedding?
Mom: Dick is coming in my Vulva
Mom: Dick is in my Vulva!
Mom: Ah! Foal vote damn it.
Me: ...uh I think you mean Volvo.
Mom: Autocorfuckted again!
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New word Autocorrupting is being proposed by taking cue from word 'autocorrect' which is used in settings related to typing software, we observed a need for word related to situation when annoying, irreverent, irrelevant or antonyms gets selected as output word when typing on keypads with automatic suggestions settings turned on. This phenomenon being especially seen when typing words of a different language in English.
The colloquial phrase 'challa problem', a mix of initial Telugu and
following English word, meant to indicate a lot of problem at (some issue under discussion), getting typed as 'challan problem' which indicates a specific type of money transaction payment for some government services.
The colloquial phrase 'challa problem', a mix of initial Telugu and
following English word, meant to indicate a lot of problem at (some issue under discussion), getting typed as 'challan problem' which indicates a specific type of money transaction payment for some government services.
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... I'm on my way - I can stop and pick up something. Would you like some beer, how many?
.. Could I have sEx today?
-- Freudian Autocompletion?
.. Could I have sEx today?
-- Freudian Autocompletion?
by ncacace April 8, 2015
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When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
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