Assumer

A person who assumes

Oh you're gonna assume now you assumer?

by RetardedRuby April 24, 2022

ashime

ashime is a mf simp

ashime is the type of guy to ditch the homies for his girl

by ahsimeisasimp May 17, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

Assie

Assie is a disturbing tool to pull out shit of animals, even humans
Assie has pillow-like metal to help
It is a very helpful tool to help poop

Bryan's dog uses an Assie when his dog is sick

by Dumbass Girl NaiNai September 1, 2022

Assie

Assie is a tool used to pull shit out of animals, and humans
It is a very disturbing tool... Hehe

Bryan's dog uses Assie when he has a stomach disease.

by Dumbass Girl NaiNai September 1, 2022

assmeme

a meme about asses

Guy 1:do you like assmemes?
Guy 2:i do, i even make assmemes

by Oyeoye February 5, 2023

Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023