asshat

someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat

1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg

by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017

floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

asshat

alvin from dville

Alvin from dville is a asshat

by somebody truthful October 11, 2021

Asshat

Someone with a ass like personality, almost as if they were wearing an ass on their head

That kids acting like an asshat

by 22Miss_Understood22 January 20, 2017

asshat

Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".

"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."

by Ya_mom May 25, 2017

asshat

a norhan

Norhan was being her normal, asshat self, when she kept playing with me.

by birdboi June 8, 2018

asshat

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.

Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"

by 13blackcats December 21, 2008