Asher

Probably one of the bestest friend you’ll ever have. He’s their for you and will make you feel better. If you piss him off or are mean to his friends/family he we will be after your ass. If you have an Asher in your life be very happy.

Guy 1- hah you at that you can do anything with your friend.
Me- *looks up and see Asher* I would disagree.
Asher- *punches the guy in the face* that’s what you get for talk shit to my friend.

by Charlie 2023 October 7, 2018

asmer

When u die of asmer

Oof....

I have just died of asmer thats very sad bug mega oof :(

by Asmer kid October 22, 2020

ASMER

Idiots sitting in front of a camera talking into a microphone for an hour straight going: ptssk ptssk and shwshw shwshw and *Scratch scratch scratch scratch*. Soothing, right? Super relaxing, right?

What even is ASMER? Is it what hillbillies get instead of asthma?

I GOT ASMER!

If you get it, you get it.

by AlexComixInc March 18, 2021

Asher

Silky man. He produces spiders.

Asher: Spiders
You: ????

by SpiderExpert43 January 2, 2023

Aspergers syndrome

A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.

One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.

by Kulifish July 2, 2009

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

Asperge

The label given to one who has Asperger's syndrome - often intended in a derogatory manner. It may also apply to one who exhibits the behaviour of one with Asperger's syndrome, the symptoms of which include unwillingness to leave one's own house and socialise, and the inability to understand social contact.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to come out tonight?"
Asperge 1: "No sorry, I'm an asperge. I'd rather go shoe shopping and play mass effect."

Person 2: "Asperge 2, why have you got your back to the wall?"
Asperge 2: "In case someone bottles me from behind."

Asperge 3: "Hurry up now guys, i want you to leave my house."
Person 3: "Why?"
Asperge 3: "I want you to leave so I don't have to be around you and socialise."

Asperge 4: "Look at that little boy, i'd love to put my cock in his mouth."

by v.ignis March 18, 2010