Absence

1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.

Billy's constant absence is starting to make me worry

by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005

Alien Legs

From the movie the arrival when the aliens legs go in backwards. It is an action to give someone Alien Legs means to kick their legs in.

Hey your better shut the hell up or i'll give you alien legs.

by Drew June 28, 2004

Alden

Alden is a common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you see him, down, you mortal...

You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”

by MeButImBetterThanYou February 28, 2019

Alien Queen

Scariest f*ckin' byatch ever. Dude and when she has babies its gross.

Get away from her you bitch!

by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005

absent mothers

Mothers that #1: should not have been mothers.
They were always absent in taking care of their children.
These mothers end up with disfunctional children.
Unfortunately the children pay the price, because of the selfish mother.

Disfunctional absent mothers breed disfunctional children. And it's unfortunate for the children.

by str June 11, 2006

Alenchery

A type of ninja who takes on the roll of a student and a nightcrawler. A true quadruple agent if there ever was one.

Did you hear about that ninja roaming around Acton? I hear he's pretty GAR.

OH SH*T! WHAT WAS THAT?

BOB?? ARE YOU THERE?

OH MY GOD!!
ALENCHERY!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEE?!

by mistermonkey September 8, 2009

aleena

she loves tomato soup and is oblivious.

i wish i was aleena

by a133n4 May 15, 2019