almond milk

The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.

Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.

by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020

Aljosa

Probably one of the coolest guys you'll meet. Very funny guy who always finds a way to make you smile. Childlike behavior, people often think he's a douchebag. Has a goofy personality when he's comfortable with people around him. Mildly spoiled and very popular amongst girls. Tries to be a bad boy and act tough but he is actually a very sweet guy. Very athletic (probably a football player) and hot looking. He's very caring and will do anything for his friends. If you need a true friend who you can trust, he is the one. He can be very stubborn and he thinks he's "always right". Likes to be "in control". Emotionally immature, but very intelligent and talented.

- Look at this guy, I think he plays soccer.
- Yeah, he's name is Aljosa. He goes to my school.

by Scorpasc January 21, 2022

erotic almond

Someone who thinks the names of SARS-CoV-2 variants represent media control because the person's brain has demonical rot (the person also speaks the moron dialect)

Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap December 29, 2021

almo

1.a person who has a nose that is too big for their face
2.a nose that is too big for a persons face

that guy over there has an almo

by aaddffrr December 12, 2008

almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006

Almost Dro

Almost dro, is a Term used to describe a certain kind Marijuana. Although its not actually hydro grown weed, its a Slang term used. Almost dro is actually Kinebud, But has lost its potent THC levels, And does not possess its Potent smell, or fresh texture. As if it was stored for too long. Because of this loss in Quality it is priced lower then regualr Kinebud prices.

High Grade Kinebud has a very strong potent smell, If you store it in a plastic baggy, and put it in your pocket or back pack. The room or yourself well still have a very strong smell. Which is why its preferred to store in a air tight container for smell, better storage place, and the crystals that are one some buds, can stick to the sides of the container, which can be scraped and smoked.

IF you cannot identify these characteristics on your so called "Kinebud". then its either almost dro, or Kinebud that has lost its potency. Remember High grade Kinebud, can put a Pothead who Smoked for years, on cloud 9, which is really high.

you got any kindz?" , "Naw, i got this almost dro though

by Tango bravo Charlie Sierra September 10, 2010

almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018