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bowling alley 

In the United States of America, usually a low-set, sorta narrow building that is home to a bunch of bowling lanes where people play the game and sport that is bowling. Often smoky (even if smoking is supposedly not allowed), sometimes dark and dingy, often a good time to be had. Some have bars, and many have family nights, cosmic bowling (bowling with the regular lights out and flashing lights and stuff) Saturday morning leagues, and other fun activities.
Various people will gravitate to bowling alleys, including families, serious bowlers, large groups, kids, teens, and guys who like to drink beer, smoke, and hang out with their friends.
"I went to the bowling alley and afterwards I smelled like an ashtray, but it was fun."
bowling alley by killerfiller March 14, 2006
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bong alley

The area between my closet slider and my dresser where the roommates line up/hide their bongs when family visits. It can refer to a number of hiding spots.
you mind placing these in bong alley while my sister and her kids cruise over to bbq and swim in the pool?
bong alley by Major Stoner July 20, 2010

Bowling Alley 

A bowling alley is a common bowling like sexual position reference. It is the act of taking the males nutsack and starting from the toes of the male/female beginning to rub the sack up the person's body until reaching the mouth where the nut sack is inserted.

The name is a reference to a bowling alley due to the fact as the nuts equal in meaning of a bowling ball and the mouth not clearly but referenced to the pins or gutter.
Girl: WTF is a bowl...
Guy: -rubs- STRIKE!

-later that day-

Girl: what the hell was that you did back there?
Guy: that was the bowling alley

sausage alley 

Like throwing a sausage down an alley.

She has a fanny like a sausage alley.
sausage alley by R D H April 30, 2006

back alley crumbnut 

Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"

Back alley abortion

The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area
"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
Back alley abortion by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005

hair alley 

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.
I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.
hair alley by UDM1234 October 7, 2011