Alberto is the most passionate person you’ll ever meet. He harbors a lot of pain, but still isn’t afraid to feel or express his emotions. He feels deeply, which is why you’ll see the fire in his eyes. If he could only learn how to process his emotions. He could stop them from causing him pain and instead harness his energy to attract the right kind of love and success. He is imperfectly perfect. He’s honest to a fault, refreshingly loyal, undoubtably kind, enchantingly charming, modestly seductive, affectionately silly and punctually flirtatious. He’s everything to anyone who knows what matters most.

Alberto is not only my soulmate, but my twin flame.

Alberto by Bear0916 November 23, 2021

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albertsvk

Gorgeous amazing editor who is talented and cool 🥹

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albertsvk by albertsvk March 24, 2022

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Albertassment

Verb: When a Premier (typically from Alberta) does the un-important things badly, and then neglects to do any of the important things at all.

Credit: @HollyHoye

Person A: "Premier Smith phoned a film production company to make them change their policies on vaccination."
Person B: "Aren't children's hospitals overrun? What is she doing about that?"
Person A: "This is a classic case of Albertassment."
Person B: "I want out of this province."

Albertassment by OSTBearBnT December 5, 2022

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Albert Speer

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.

Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.

Albert Speer by The Real Driller December 13, 2022

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