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Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion March 14, 2011
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Shampoo Amnesia

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.
My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!
by Benton42 April 6, 2011
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chocolate amnesia

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011
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Agnostic

Refering to a person who believes you cannot prove nor disprove an ultimate reality, specificaly in deity's

Also sometimes refered to as "weak atheists" although that is incorrect.
The term 'agnosticism' was coined by Professor T.H. Huxley at a meeting of the Metaphysical Society in 1876. He defined an agnostic as someone who disclaimed both ("strong") atheism and theism, and who believed that the question of whether a higher power existed was unsolved and insoluble. Another way of putting it is that an agnostic is someone who believes that we do not know for sure whether God exists. Some agnostics believe that we can never know.

"Weak atheism" is simple scepticism; disbelief in the existence of God.
by Jen February 1, 2004
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agest

The discrimination of people based on age. Adults and children can be agest.
Mrs.Odell was agest at P.E. today.
by Jack Smigel April 19, 2017
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ages of war

A legendary text-based strategy online game. Has a small player base and the game resets every 45 days, players compete to be the largest and strongest player. Each person controls a 'province', part of a 'Kingdom' which may contain up to 10 people. The player must manage resources such as food, gold, lumber and crystals, train units, attack other provinces and cast magic. Adjustments to the game are made every round and there is a good forum for discussion on the site.
"The new Ages Of War round starts soon."
"OMG, better make my province".
by Sh4w July 16, 2008
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Google amnesia

When you want to search something on Google and have it open, you are distracted by something and forget what you wanted to search.

Also on Urban Dictionary, when before you search a word you are distracted by the word of the day and completely forget the one you wanted to search. A cure for this is to type the word into the search bar before reading the word of the day.
"Hmm, what does gooch mean? I'll look it up on UD. Oh, what's this, the word of the day? Dang I forget what I wanted to look up!"

-Person suffering from Google amnesia
by NJBoyy January 31, 2009
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