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Who TF Asked?

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.
Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?
by ILook4LegalLoli August 24, 2020
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Assdriller

A male who penetrates the anus of another being.

A term used for a gay person.
Man, you're so gay! I bet you love that assdriller to penetrate you any time!

Those villagers are all assdrillers. When you don't look they have sex with any animal they see!
by Fukaface! December 17, 2010
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assedness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.
I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.
by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008
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assdigga

male who likes to have sex with other male in his anus, an assdigga prefers to have hard anal sex.
a waither of a french restaurant invits an other waither who needs money, to join him in the fridge for some gaysexual amusement. the word assdigga can only be used for male people.
by bruce lybeer November 16, 2007
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Arsed

A verb meaning "to be bothered", and invariably used in the past tense and in conjunction with the words "couldn't be". It originated in the North of England.
"Did you mow the lawn yesterday?

"No - it was too nice a day. I couldn't be arsed."

This usage probably derives from the phrase "to move your arse", meaning to "stir yourself to get something done".
by Bedford Falls September 11, 2009
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asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
by coyote123 September 1, 2011
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Nobody Asked

An insult, meaning they don't want to hear what you have to say. Normally told at school in one of these two circumstances--1)They asked you the question and you answered it honestly 2)You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you

This is normally a sign of bullying or harassment, but some people mistake it for "kids being kids". If the same person says "Nobody Asked" to you more than once, you should stop talking to them as they are trying to get under your skin.
Person 1: What's your favorite Star Wars movie or TV Show?
Person 2: I like The Mandalorian, it was a great Star Wars show!
Person 1: THE MANDALORIAN IS TRASH, NOBODY ASKED!
Person 2: But, you literally asked...
Person 1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
by v1vdefineswords December 7, 2020
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