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Cunt Smasher 

A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.

Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy
After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.
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Bag Smasher 

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.
Those lousy bag Smashers damaged my suitcase.
Bag Smasher by Carl Morning November 8, 2018

Detroit Smasheroo

A more powerful version of the OG detroit smash. This phrase is used for when your annoying friend comes along and you want to kick his booty but you'll get in toruble, you say detroit smasheroo and it smites them.
Jeff come back Im sorry I Detroit smasherood you.

Ass Smasher 

One who spanks and beat down tight asshole

Beats bubble ass

Makes ass tap out
Ass Smasher by Buttbusta October 17, 2019

Geo-Smashing 

The act of banging someone in the same geographical location that a friend has.
"Dude, Kyle is totally Geo-Smashing some rando on the same pool table Evan and Kelly banged on!"
Geo-Smashing by The Golden Rod February 7, 2020

Smackhead Smasher 

A person a who likes to have sex with local smackheads
you’re a smackhead smasher for smashing that local smackhead

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.
You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.
Panic Smashing by Shmequinox February 2, 2021