Shits Ice Cream 

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

Shits Ice Cream by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream 

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream by djprobed July 7, 2007

Wet ice cream 

A clip of two girls and some Magnum ice cream. Girl 1 fucks Girl 2 with the Magnum ice cream, making it wet with her pussy juice. Girl 1 then takes the ice cream out and starts eating it, while Girl 2 pisses all over Girl 1 and the ice cream.

Wet ice cream

Wet ice cream by Herpy Dooves April 20, 2011

Natty Ice 

A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.

Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"

Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"

Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"

Natty Ice by gamete0 December 16, 2008

alaskan ice dragon 

When a man cums in a womans mouth while recieving head and the cum is still inside of her mouth the man goes behind her pulls her hair back and whispers he has an std causing the cum to squirt out of the womans nose.

Joe came in Annas mouth and told her he had AIDS causing her to do the alaskan ice dragon.

alaskan ice dragon by Joe VD September 11, 2008

natural ice 

one of the cheapest beers you can buy, but unlike other cheap beers, natural ice has a refreshing taste and goes down smooth. has a higher alcohol content compared to other beers of 5.9% and is highly popular among high school and college students. it is not to be confused with natural light which is only drank by pussies. common nickname is natty ice referring to its "nasty" taste, but is largely inaccurate.

guy 1: "hey dave do u want a natty light or natty ice?"
guy 2: "what the fuck do u think i am? a pussy? throw me a natural ice"
guy 1: "Oh yea. i forgot only pussies drink light beer"

natural ice by naturalicedrinker February 16, 2007

strawberry ice cream sandwich 

The vaginal area of a woman of African descent or heritage. (brown on the outside, pink on the inside)

I totally ate her strawberry ice cream sandwich.

strawberry ice cream sandwich by killingzoey October 16, 2009