balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

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dick wet

when a boys wants to have sex with a female, he wants to get his dick wet. (sticks penis inside a wet vagina)

Cedrick says, "Man i need to get my dick wet" lol
KeKe says, "I'll wet your dick"

dick wet by Tee-Tee January 5, 2008

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screw-up,Do a bad thing,Embarass yourself.

very often said in the military.

Make sure you prepare for this,i don't want to see you step on your dick up there.

WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!

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a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo

see claire over there, shes a right dick bucket we have all had her

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Damn I’ll dick her down is she want

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It is when your dick is at its best

You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn

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A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

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