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tard sandwich 

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.
"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"
tard sandwich by c0p December 11, 2018

Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.
Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich
Jam Sandwich by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....
clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

Tribute to The Sandwich

Thee Sand witch is the greatest sandwich, so great, it can never actually be recreated. Instead, one makes sandwiches with the similar ingredients as a tribute to "Thee Sandwich".
The Recipe is:
1. Mix cream cheese with sauteed apple slices, crushed walnuts(or other types), finely cut crispy sausages(or ham or something else, nobody is really sure), and finely chopped and cooked garlic.
2. Spread the mix over a slice of bread, and put another slice over it, like you would a sandwich.
3. Soak in batter of eggs mixed with Alfredo sauce.
4. Cook on a buttered pan over medium heat until golden brown on both top and bottom, and all 4 sides.

The exact ingredients and proportions are unknown, but this is as close as we have ever gotten to recreating this masterpiece.
Man, this Tribute to The Sandwich is the best meal I've ever had in my entire life! My life is finally complete! If I died today I would be completely content!

calm your farm, eat a sandwich 

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

Salt Sandwich

similar to the word "salty". it is to express if someone is acting in an unpleasant manner to someone or something else. it is to be used when the word "salty" is not enough to express how "salty" someone is being.
The Boss didn't need to scream at the new guy. He must have had a salt sandwich this morning for breakfast